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Painfully funny: Run an 8.2 mile road race without training for it. In shoes that may be a half size too small.

Painfully funny follow-up: Peel water chestnuts using your fingernails. Don't stop when things get pushed under the nail and into the quick.

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interactiveleaf
Feb. 19th, 2010 11:31 pm (UTC)
JESUS CHRIST YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN ME NIGHTMARES WHY WOULD YOU SAY SUCH THINGS AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH
elanswer
Feb. 20th, 2010 01:26 am (UTC)
It's only funny because it's true :(
interactiveleaf
Feb. 20th, 2010 02:23 pm (UTC)
I wore shoes a half size too small for me once (my husband's--except for the size, we wear identical black Reeboks). I was crippled within half a day. I still cringe at the memory.
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